Saqua

Saqua I like stuff and things.
Things like creepypasta, Marble Hornets, Breaking Bad, Lost, Supernatural, Sherlock, How I Met Your Mother and funny things. I love being scared and creeped out and abandoned places are the best. Ask me anything, I'm an open book.

commanderastacio:

I love this website

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commanderastacio:

I love this website

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SlimeBeast returns?

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slimebeast:

I think I could justify writing again and stomach talking to people who are breaking my licensea bit more if it was actually a *job*.

http://www.patreon.com/slimebeast

Thoughts?

Share?

Go nuts?

Ignore?

I will definitely be donating to help this cause!

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mostly-jensen:

drunkenwords:

Scary just got sexy

Awesome guys being silly = sexy

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j2justice:

thebrotherswinchester:

do you ever just stop to think about lucifer

and how he was in the pit for millennia

scheming and plotting every single tiny detail of his rise to power

thinking through everything that could possibly go wrong, and creating hundreds of backup plans for each scenario

and the one thing that he didn’t plan for

the one thing that was his downfall

was sam winchester loving his brother more than anything in the entire universe

do you ever just think about that

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faemuses:

throh:

this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.
assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.
this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.


homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

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faemuses:

throh:

this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.

assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.

this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.

homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

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heroscafe:

thenaebyrd777:

caseyanthonyofficial:

ruhruhrandy:

weeping-daleks:

wearetheprettyponies:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?

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first of all how dare you

second of all HOW DARE YOU

Wow what an asshole

They’re fictional characters



First of all, how dare you. 

second of all HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

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blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

"Do you check your own tag?"

Asked by Anonymous

officialunitedstates:

every time I put my shirt on so I know which side is the front

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stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

it’s even funnier because his name is stereofeathers

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mainstreetinternet:

The science witch trials

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Just put it on!

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